Me: If World War II happened in the 40’s, when was World War I?
Mom: Before World War II.
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omg. please tell me you know.
NEVER FORGET
every goddamn word.
omfg
friggen yes best movie
of course
ALWAYS
zuky:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
that moment when…
you’re riding your bike through the middle school lot in front of a bunch of middle schoolers and you think you’re all cool and everything and you fall off in front of them and you’re bleeding all over the place and they all laugh at you.
yeah, that just happened ;-;
Leonard is Tumblr.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LEONARD IS TUMBLR
We are all Leonard.
All hail Leonard.
He is marvelous!
My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first time
her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
me: Not really. His name is Loki.
her: Logi?
me: Low-key
her: Loki? Ok.
her: I like Loki.
her: Is Thor a princess?
her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her: Is it because he's sad?
her: Poor Loki.
her: Can we have him?
her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her: Is Loki bad now?
me: Yup.
her: He likes being bad.
her: Because he likes his spear.
her: and his helmet.
her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me: Yes he does.
her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her: No! Did Loki die?!
her: But I liked Loki...
her: I bet Thor misses him,
her: I miss him.
